ESPN Does Commercials Good

Known as The Professor, John Clayton rocks with his astute on-camera analysis.  In this behind the scenes, we see he rocks off camera, too.

Checking in.  Name, please?  Michael Jordan.  Oh.  

There has to be a lot of Michael Jordans out there, who are suffering, because they are not Michael Jordan.

Our very own Patrick Kane scores a goal, goes dadada, then gets knocked down.  I love it.  

Indeed slow day at the office for Usain Bolt: 9.69.  His best day:  9.58.

When do I get to race with Usain Bolt?

What, you're a Russian spy or something?

Fact is stranger than fiction, or is fiction stranger than fact?  Alex Ovechkin is a Russian spy.  Really?

Exactly.  Do not borrow Post-Its from Georges St. Pierre.  

So giant worms can spring into my face?  Nice try...  You're evil.   

Can I have my can back?  

I figured, Why not throw in an oldie-but-goodie Maria Sharapova bit?

Thank you for reading, and let me know what you think!

Ron Villejo, PhD